CONTEST: Words of Christmas Cheer
“Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.” – John McClane, Die Hard
Are you surprised that’s my favorite Christmas-related quote?
What’s yours?
A random commenter will win…something. Contest is open to everyone and closes December 31, 2008 at 5 PM MST.
Annette on 2 December 2008 at 8:09 am
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson.
Kimmy L on 2 December 2008 at 7:22 pm
Dave Barry, Christmas Shopping
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’
Jill Sorenson on 6 December 2008 at 12:49 pm
“God bless us, every one.”
Sorry. I’m a sucker for Tiny Tim.
Jane on 8 December 2008 at 3:08 pm
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” – Santa Claus to Ralphie in “A Christmas Story”
azteclady on 30 December 2008 at 8:38 am
I’m usually more cheerful, but this season I’ve been feeling more in charity with Scrooge. “Bah, humbug.”
Ann Bruce on 30 December 2008 at 9:54 am
@azteclady: Would it help if I send you some of the four feet of snow I have around my neck of the woods?
The Not-so-deep Thoughts » December Contest Winner on 31 December 2008 at 6:02 pm
[...] Winner of the Words of Christmas Cheer contest is Jill Sorenson! [...]